Frequently asked questions...

When is your store front open?

Our hours are Tue-Fri: 7AM-6PM and Sat-Sun: 8-6PM. We're closed Mondays.

If we sell out, we post to social media right away!

How big is your shop?

Our shop is very small, just like our donuts. About 500 sq/ft. We have bar seating that has 7 stools, a bistro table, and we have an outdoor patio in the back with a few tables. 

Why did you change your name?

“Lawyers, guns, and money” - Warren Zevon

Do you have any Gluten Free or vegan options?

Nah.

Are you hiring?

Please check out our current openings under the job tab here on our website!

Catering orders?

We'd love to help! We can take pre-orders for large orders over 100 minis and up to 1,000. If you're interested in placing an order, please visit the "order" tab on our site. We can also take pre-orders for smaller quantities and coffee with just 24 hours notice. For immediate delivery please find us on Postmates.

What are your daily flavors?

Daily minis:

Pineapple Hibiscus, Oreo, Crunch Cone, Lemon Poppy, Raspberry Dark Chocolate, and butterfinger

Daily Raised:

Straight glazed, Espresso dark chocolate-salted caramel, raspberry cream cheese, brown butter cream filled.

I own a business/I’m a photographer. Do I get a discount?

No.

But I’m special. Again, can I get a discount or better yet, donuts for free?

No. Perhaps someday UNICEF will get into the donut business but for now they are 4 for $5.

Saint Paul, when is this gonna happen?

As of now you can get our donuts at Nina’s and Quixotic Coffee on weekends but we have every intention of expanding to Saint Paul as soon as we can.